Intimacy for germaphobes.

What is intimacy to a germaphobe?

It’s feeling your beloved’s body heat radiating from the toilet seat and not running to another bathroom. Who cares if you’re probably – no, definitely – inhaling and digesting tiny bits of fecal matter that have been thrown into the air after the toilet was flushed? It’s human waste, it’s shit, but it’s his shit. That somehow makes it okay.

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