I mean, ya know, if you’re a pregnant woman?
Because maybe I’m jumping to conclusions or seeing too deeply into the heart of things or being altogether too sensitive, but when I tell you that I’m gonna be a mom, fucking congratulate me and be supportive Goddamnit.
I don’t wanna hear you ask me if I’m ready, or if I’m sure that I’m making the right choice, or if I thought this through. If you were really close to me, I would’ve spoken to you on the subject while I was making my decision. And if you weren’t one of the few closest friends who shared in my decision-making process, then fuck off. You’re not in the inner circle. Be good at being a member of the audience. Have the appropriate reaction, motherfucker.